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Run Run the Pandemic is coming!!



So...i'm seeing a lot of Rome is burning activity surrounding this new outbreak of swine flu.

First I'm curious how one goes about contracting swine flu if you aren't in contact with swine on a regular basis. I'm getting a very racist image of mexico at the moment regarding sanitation. you know what they say "Don't kiss the pigs!".

Second, isn't this reaction kinda overkill? Even in godawful mexico city it's got a 70% survival rate and that's probably only going to improve over the course of it's spread across the developed world. And here's another thought, how many people die annually of the regular flu? I know this one targets healthy people and that's why it's freaky but we know what were dealing with. We can handle it. I guess what I'm saying is, chill people.
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Tardy

So I was tardy this morning. I'd like to have a decent excuse...but i don't. I don't have classes and I'm basically just killing time so I basically just took my sweet sweet time getting ready.

I walked into school past the main teachers office and who should pop out but the Veep. Crap. well I burn by and ponder what my punishment may be when it comes. I get the call from my co-teacher (who thinks it's hilarious) to go see the vp.

Resulting dialogue:

"you were late today"
"yea I know, sorry"
"don't be late"
"ok" (bow)

...boy, such heavy chastisement. how will i go on? oh well.
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Down Time

Wow, so being a teacher is really REALLY EASY! why in the hell do teachers need tenure and one of the most powerful unions in america when it's so fucking easy!? For instance. This week I have 2 days of classes. the rest of the week is exams which means half days and i don't have to teach at all. that also means that I didn't have to do jack for classes this week. NO LESSON PLAN!

Next week is another 2 day week. MOVIE DAYS!

So...two weeks of essentially vacation. Today most of my classes did self study, which means I tried to keep them in their seats staring at a book. My last class just played games with me. AWESOME!

anywho, in all this down time I guess I'll be able to finish my TEFL...maybe.

or I could put together a really sweet robot costume to cheer up the students!

....this will become my reality...
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Deradicalization of Islam

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/25/world/asia/25indonesia.html?pagewanted=2&_r=1&hp

This NYtimes story is simply astounding in understanding what's taking place within Islam.

Across the Middle East we see a radicalization in Islam occurring. it is freaking people out to the point where they are willing to justify using torture. However, WHY is it taking place.

To start we'll look at the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. attacks like 9/11 had been taking place sporadically across the world and in America for decades. Maybe people forgot that terrorists tried it under clinton as well. the difference was not in a surge of radical islam but in an acknowledged and verifiable intentional failure in the bush administration following through on terror reports from our intelligence agencies. In other words, whether you think it was 17 extremists or the gov with thermite explosives, Bush was responsible for 9/11.

and what was the response. We attacked Afghanistan. Excellent move! large global support and support at home for this move. we attacked a base of radical islam and (honestly) a nest of terrible and repressive human beings that we had empowered decades earlier. but then for some reason insanity came in.

"you're either with us...or you're with the terrorists"

as we invaded a nation that poised no threat to us and actually was a major stabilizer of the region. Consider, Saddam Hussein was fiercely secular because, as the dictator of a nation in which his group (Sunni) were in the minority, he had to keep a fierce hold on religious beliefs, esp with a large shia nation as his neighbor. Saddam was insanely secular and all intelligence pointed to the fact that he basically was securing that flank of our war for us against religious extremism. well the only thing to do is topple him in a poorly planned war that will allow terrorists to enter and go crazy inside the once stable nation. Oh and then we'll try and implement a multiparty gov in which the people (shia) who had been repressed and tortured for decades are suddenly in charge of the minority (sunni). yea...that'll work. oh and up in the North we'll just grant autonomy to the Kurds except oh wait, then turkey will bomb the shit out of the only stable part of Iraq. And while were bullshitting in this once repressive but stable nation that has now descended into a chaotic bloodbath we allowed the taliban to surge into and overwhelm the western provinces of pakistan, which were already largely autonomous. The answer? bomb'em from afar. because the people of pakistan can really get behind a cause when they see us bombing weddings with immunity. yea, that's how win over a people. after the clusterfuck we created in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan is it any wonder that radicals screaming about the evil american empire are winning converts? not really.

now here's the best part, add in unchecked support for israel even as it uses thermite powder on civilians, killing 1000 for every Israeli killed and see how the broth gets thicker.

so in other words America; WE ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR RADICALIZING ISLAM. let's not forget that the wealthiest country in the region, and our closest ally outside of israel (saudi arabia) has the most radical form of islam of any of the nations, the gov is horrifically repressive of it's people, and it spawned 15 of the 17 terrorists that attacked us on 9/11. confusing, ain't it?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/25/world/asia/25indonesia.html?pagewanted=2&_r=1&hp


but look here. in the largest muslim nation on the planet we actually see proponents of radical islam losing ground. losing SIGNIFICANT ground in fact? Why?

Easy. We are not bombing the fuck out them. We are in fact, strongly tied to Indonesia's economic success. It also helps that they aren't arab so they culturally avoid the pan-arab brotherhood that is sparking again all across the middle-east in response to our actions there.

Lessons? bombing the fuck out of a people can suppress radical islam...if you kill ALL of them. otherwise, it just makes more converts (not theory, fact, see the last 8 years). Economically enriching a nation, regardless of it's religion, will decrease radical islam. The number one step obama needs to take is establishing a solution to palestine/israel, which he is doing. This will eliminate the pan-arab cultural rancor, the sense of brotherhood and hatred of israel and the west that is shared by people from iraq all the way to sudan. 60 years have proven that the current strategy in Israel has failed.

second step...stop bombing the shit out of people. if you need more ground troops put'em in there. stop spending massive amounts of money to pay for private contractors and predators and work on policing. I'm actually ok with staying in iraq for years. consider, were still in germany, korea, and japan and these nations are all fantasically successful economic powerhouses. and bastions of democracy. (well, the asian ones anyways). so to some extent there is a good argument here for staying there with limited troops in bases. you prevent militarism in these countries which allows them to focus on economic success. unfortunately, iraq, unlike the other three nations is not homogenous, ethnically culturally or religiously. so you need troops to keep the peace for real. but you have to understand that people see the world in the way they first learned about it. Long after the Soviet Union stopped being a threat the fear of communism was still compelling us to commit to wars and policy decisions that were bizarre. the Right in america still fears public healthcare for fear of socialism (which we already have in the police and fire dep etc.). thus, you can't change people, you have to remain long term so that preceding generations will come to view democracy as normal, and tolerance as acceptable. if we leave now the following generations will lose that. chaos will reign. that's probably the exact reason obama is leaving a contigent force there and will continue to do so. again, history supports this notion with practical examples of success. (I'm still working through my feelings on this issue however, obviously while there are success stories such as Japan and Korea and Germany there are other success stories such as vietnam and china that accomplished the same things in largely different ways independent of US intervention. and we mustn't forget that regardless, america is acting as an economic imperial entity which is bad. it's complicated)

don't believe me....well i've got proof for my theory, deradicalization in Indonesia and all you've got is fail.
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A pragmatic case for socialism

I hear a lot these days from the american right about how the government is trying to "take over our lives" and how it's become "socialist". aside from the fact that these people don't actually understand socialism, and that they also call obama fascist at the same time (ignorance...sigh) let's delve into the issue of socialism.

but rather than argue it as a theory, i'm going to take a lesson from history.

at the end of the 19th century in america a system of wealthy elite had emerged from the new industry sector in America. The rockefellers and their ilk soon became known as "robber barons". This may not have actually applied to the rockefellers but they were all part of the same system. the government, new to big industry, was understandably slow in it's ability to regulate. by the time of the mid 1920's america was incredibly wealthy based off of the success of these largely unregulated businesses but this did not translate to the "everday joe". you will remember literature about the terrible working conditions in the mines and in the slaughterhouses etc etc for the common man. then shockingly, it all fell apart. the GREAT DEPRESSION.

Now let's review what led us out of the great depression. FDR implemented the New Deal, which meant huge government spending, and huge taxes (on the wealthy) and gov regulation of big business. it also meant empowering labor unions and the common man post WW2 this led to the most educated, most prosperous generation in American history and the largest growth of the middle class in any nation (ever?).

and we trotted merrily along enjoying our wealth until along came the return of the republicans in the form of Nixon. To be specific it might have started with McCarthyism putting the fear of Communists (and thus socialists because people are too ignorant to be able to distinguish) into the common man. (this might have been the conservative movements greatest success for it allowed them to scare the public into submission simply by enacting the ghost of communism coming to their shores, though we now know communism was at no time the threat it was represented to be). america's first major mistake since WW2. A crook and a monster, Nixon is recorded as having officially worked to kill a public health care system so that private corporations could reap the benefit at the expense of the public. And from there things begin to fall apart. Along came Ford, who not only pardoned Reagan (WTF?) but also failed to reverse his pro big business shadiness. Reagan, the first real puppet of the corporatocracy (ok, i made up this word I think), deregulated big business, ramped up millitary spending and american militarism globally. he also gave huge tax cuts ...to the wealthy. did i mention he also had a huge gov deficit at the end of his eight years? Along came Bush. A bit of an asshole but overall not awful, however, he didn't reverse Reagons' mistakes...and the deficit continued. than came clinton...well clinton had his problems but mostly it centered around the fact that the republicans controlled the legislative branch and so, effectively, nothing was accomplished during these 8 years.

Ah...and now the disaster. Republicans control the legislature and the whitehouse is in the hands of a C avg cheerleader who has already led 3 companies and texas to ruins. well...what did we expect? by 2005 we had the largest wealth disparity in america seen prior to the Great Depression (or perhaps of all time in america). The middle class was (and is still) disappearing. Did I mention though that Bush saved us all money by slashing taxes (for the wealthy). The corporatocracy finally achieved their goals with the gov having almost no oversight of big business and the economy was booming (though somehow this didn't seem to translate to your "avg joe". maybe because it was all being shipped overseas, including the wealth, to be hoarded by transnationals in overseas bank accounts). militarism had reached its peak in the invasion and privatization of the wars in the middle east. and then...

the 2nd great depression.

or would have been except for Obama who, being the top of his class in harvard law, and having a wife who is by all accounts even more intelligent and successful, immediately implemented FDR era steps to resolve the crisis. and low, 2 months in, we already see the global economic crisis slowly stabalizing. big business has started to report profits again, there is hope.

Lessons learned? Tax the wealthy (50-70% or higher). Keep the Death tax (it's not hurting you avg Joe, it's just preventing wealth accumalation amongst the wealthiest 1%). Regulate the hell out of big business. they have acknowledged repeatedly that they are not responsible to their employees or to the public, they are responsible to their stockholders. that means they'll make the most money the fastest way possible, and that will almost always be at the long-term expense of the public because it is based on short-term, private greed. Consider carefully whether you want to allow gov, which is directly controlled by the people, or big business, which is controlled by the wealthy elite, to control your lives (someone will be in charge, anarchy and liberatarianism is cute but it's never actually worked in a major nation, nor can it). Leave guns alone (lesson learned from Australia). Decriminalize drugs (lesson from Portugal). End global militarism (lesson taught to us by our founding fathers 300+ years ago). let's kick the shit out of the taliban in pakistan and let the chips fall where they may in Iraq (and get the hell out). Reaching out to Iran is exactly the right step (well done). and I'll stop there. these lessons are not theoretical economic arguments. these have been tried both ways in the past and some have led to success, others to fucking GREAT DEPRESSIONS.

why is this so hard?
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well that's nice

So I just learned that one of my Korean teachers believes in young earth creationism. Let's break this down. A nation with a huge atheist population, decent schools, where creationism is prohibited from being taught. And this woman does not understand evolution enough to accept that it is a much more valid theory than "god farted and the universe was created".

...and she sits right behind me.

I think I just decided to give up on trying to save humanity. I'm <--> far away from becoming a fucking corporate lawyer, making a butt load of cash off others misery, buying a yacht and saying fuck off humanity.

whats the point of even trying when fucking teachers believe in young earth creationism (IN THE 11TH LARGEST ECONOMIC NATION ON THE PLANET!!)?
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Daily Routines

So today is "Neck Day". Or Thursday in English.

I figured i should give a sample day for those who care.

7:30 wake up, check watch, realize I'm still tired, go back to sleep.

8:15 wake up again, check watch, realize computer alarm shut off, swear and get ready for school.

8:55 arrive at school, chug some scalding coffee and check fB and gmail, discover I won't be teaching classes for one teacher this week, or something similarly bizarre

9 classes start. coffee still ineffective

10/11/12 lunch, basically whenever one of my co-teachers says so. try to avoid large clumps of screaming children

12:30 coffee. caffeine begins to assert itself in my bloodstream. check my daily comic strips, xkcd, questionablecontent, scarygoround, dr mcninja etc.

1 ping pong with students on the 4th floor. total domination.

1:30 classes. I'm full and tired, they're full and tired. caffeine nullified. difficult

3:10 school ends. desperately begin prep for afterschool class.

3:30 after school class begins

3:40 I arrive, apologize, and unlock the classrooom for the students who stuck around long enough for me to get there.

3:40-4:30... blink blink blink. no one understand a damn thing I'm saying without a co-teacher to translate. abject failure.

5 head home with the intention of practicing korean, working on my tefl or something equally useful.

5:10. watch cartoons or Starcraft matches on TV.

7:30. Kendo!

9:30 still at kendo, pain!

10:10, come home take a shower and watch more starcraft.

12, bed

really need to learn this language.
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Beauty Before Age

Alright, so I have a lot of trouble telling age here in Korea. Thankfully I think everyone is much younger than they are so instead of being a pedo I'm a saint. ha. anyways, here's the trick. basically everyone in korea looks 20% younger than they actually are. a thirty year old looks like she's 24. a 20 year old looks 16 and so on and so forth.

my middle schoolers (except for the boys in the third year) look like elementary school kids.

it's kinda ridiculous.
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The Reader

Jesus. Talk about a movie. Jesus.

Of course it didn't start out like that. for the first 45 minutes or so I was literally folding my ticket into various shapes, playing with my friends hair or just generally trying to distract myself from the awkward nudity and statutory rape taking place on screen. However, 50 minutes in I suddenly became hooked.

Damn, you wanna talk about a movie that struck chords. Ladies, remember this kids mental problems and teach your daughters, this might happen for women too of course. The first love, if it goes wrong, can seriously fuck a person up for life (barring therapy). Wish someone had let me know that earlier. 2) the trial. ow....ow ow my heart ow. 3) angry jewish woman...that was different but realistically done. 4) life inevitably goes on and the next generation grows up naive and innocent, hopefully guided past the same mistakes by the last generation.

maybe that's what happened to america, at some point one of the generations just didn't teach the next one and things started to fall apart. the 60's? maybe. that's kinda when the kickoff to shit town began.

...non sequitur: I have a plant! It's growing well. green things make for happy folk.
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Doom and Gloom

So here's a question. Why are so many people going all apocalyptic these days. I realize that we are in a very bad way throughout the world but from the way people are talking we aren't even going to make it to 2012 for THAT apocalypse. Heres an example.

http://english.ohmynews.com/articleview/article_view.asp?article_class=7&no=384997&rel_no=1

Its coherent, it's logical, its a worst case scenario. But I'm curious, how likely is it? The argument presented by many is that it will happen because people simply aren't aware it will happen. Certainly that caused the Great Depression, but should we not give people in charge of such things some credit for seeing this coming? Not Bush obviously, in many ways I think bush/cheney instigated this, though for what purpose I couldn't say. But if a newspaper reporter, whose degree was probably in journalism or communication, can see this coming don't you imagine that maybe the world leaders, with all the economists behind them, can see it coming as well? I think were in for a long term recession simply because we were living larger than we could afford as a global economy, but I just have this nagging suspicion that we aren't truly heading for the epic destruction of a global Great Depression. With intelligent restructuring and investment in a long term solution we'll be alright. Maybe I'm being too optimistic, but the alternative presented by conservatives seems to be to buy a gun and go on a shooting spree....and I'm just not down with that. My only real advice would be to hold off on starting a family until you KNOW you can sustain one. Individually it's pretty easy to find a job that can keep you alive, but once you start having to support others, or limiting your own options to suit anothers, you start cutting your own legs. Just wait a while.
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Observation #...

This is weird but...

Apparently if you're a whore in korea (and there are apparently plenty) it's not big deal. But if you're NOT a whore and you're called one, it's a HUGE deal.

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