Thoughts on returning to America

Wanna know how to spot an American? Under 60 with a belly. No idea why though I'm seriously starting to think its the diet. where I stayed literally everyone was built like a god, Why? Local fresh produce and exercise. That's all Americans would need to solve the "obesity epidemic." That's why calling it a disease is bullshit. It's about what you eat, not necessarily how much. Gorge yourself on veggies (sans sauce) and see how much weight you gain. You could even overeat lean meats. It's the processed crap that American's choke down on a regular basis that makes us fat. Solution? All restaurants should be required by law to post health charts. It would also help if fresh produce didn't cost 2 to 3 times as much as canned and persevered shit. I just shed 20 lbs in Jamaica in a month and it was easy ( i mean, Shockingly easy) to do with a healthy diet. Also, snacking kills (literally, heart attacks etc) so stop shoving ho ho's down your face america (does anyone eat ho ho's anymore?).

You know what really grinds my gears? You American. Fuck you.

(family guy)

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